When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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Server Jokes More Server Jokes

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

System Jokes More System Jokes

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

Admin Jokes More Admin Jokes

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN