When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

System Jokes More System Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

Admin Jokes More Admin Jokes

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.