How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.