A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
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None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
Peer pressure