How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite