How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

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What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur?

Dino-mite.

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite