How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.