How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.