How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

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Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.