How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

a crime fighter

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why is apple afraid of microsoft?

because 7 8 10

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.