How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!