How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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A full set of teeth

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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A Meowtain.

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r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.