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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Bernd-wagoners!
A centipede with a wooden leg!
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
They're not infallible
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
A receding hare line.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes
A centipede with a wooden leg !
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
What could go wrong " My son apparently
The Son is attracted to black
One, plus or minus one.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
An x-man.
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)
Change for a buck.
Sarah kept silent.
Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.
