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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Bernd-wagoners!
A centipede with a wooden leg!
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
They're not infallible
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Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
A receding hare line.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes
A centipede with a wooden leg !
You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.
A large pizza can feed a family of four"
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
You owe Eve an O.
One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Just one, but they get extra credits for it
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
When you're buying salt.
He fell on his ash.
Shiver me timbers!
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
A promegranate.
The url.
