What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

What do you call 99% of /r/politics?

Bernd-wagoners!

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !