What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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What do you call 99% of /r/politics?

Bernd-wagoners!

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!