Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died