Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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A mutt in a rut !

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.