His lily died
Paradise.
Because he was dying to do so.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Advanced methematics.
Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
So you would never know what side he was on.
Because his parents are vegetables.
She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there Not Lily.
Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.
