His lily died
A. Artificial intelligence.
because he had a dying light
Row vs. Wade
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
A tutor :)
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
Because his parents are vegetables.
