Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

How to convert QT3.14 into GF format?

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why did Lily fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there Not Lily.