Row vs. Wade
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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
His lily died
Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
Pig in a blanket.
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Nah I'ma stay"
Paddy O'furniture
They have no idea where home is.
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
Hitboxing!
Pirates.
Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
In a circle.
The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
Because they're funny on many levels.
This guy!