Invest Jokes

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.