He invested in beanstocks!
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
Straight jack it.
Jack Danimals!
Cornstock
He thought it had a lot of potential.
He invested before it was cool.