How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!