What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Amnesia Jokes More Amnesia Jokes

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...