Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"