Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"