What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)