How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.