How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.