How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.