What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.