What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

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Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.