What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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It goes back four seconds.

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Let us prey.'

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.