What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind