What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

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How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.