How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.