How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls