What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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I, 4-1, know we won't win."

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Yule ln!

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.