Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.