Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Logic Jokes More Logic Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Good Dj Jokes More Good Dj Jokes

Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.