Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.