Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.