What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.