What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!