What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

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What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!