What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.