Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.