Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks