Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ?

Bond to succeed !

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks