What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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Krypton Jokes More Krypton Jokes

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Neon Jokes More Neon Jokes

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.