Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe