Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.