They Argon...
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Argon
Because all his friends Argon.
They never got a reaction out of him.
Noble rocks
Because all the good ones Argon.
All his gas is Argon.
Because the floors Argon.
Avogadros
He ate a Pb and J sandwich.
By putting flowers on the grave.
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Pew pew pew!
All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled
The good ones are hard to put down
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
Depressing. **crickets**
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
Noble gas
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
Slippers