What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.