What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole