Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

Reaction Jokes More Reaction Jokes

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.