High School Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=6-RfZDiayDI

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Japanese Man Jokes More Japanese Man Jokes

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Odd Number Jokes More Odd Number Jokes

Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do white girls like odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

High School Girl Jokes More High School Girl Jokes

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

Pigmy Jokes More Pigmy Jokes

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

Tribe Jokes More Tribe Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.