What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

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What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station?

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