What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet