What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

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What do you call a hoarse Putin?

Rasputin

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet