What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet