What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.