What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet