How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.