How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.