How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.