What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Om Jokes More Om Jokes

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.