How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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Zero, its already lit

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.