What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching