What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What CS:GO hack do tumblr girls use?

Trigger bot.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!