How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.