What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!