Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What do you call a man with just a nose?

No body nose man. Hue hue hue.

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you