Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.