Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

What is cleverer than a talking cat ?

A spelling bee !

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What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!