What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What do you call bad Mediterranean food?

Falawful.