What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

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What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.