Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Previous Random Joke Next

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Model Jokes More Model Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.