Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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What's black and blue and red all over?

The dress

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.